This is a collection of my favorite quotes & one-liners from Flight of the Conchords, season 1.
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FOTC – Notable Quotables
This is a collection of my favorite quotes & one-liners from Flight of the Conchords, season 1.
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FLIP
“is it a really big biscuit” “no”
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
That casual prince joke is amazing to me.
It’s not a DVD anyway!
Yes it is! Dub Video Dub!
Lmao!!!
The talking stove sounds a lot like Albie The Racist Dragon…
“aargh, let’s make a cake!”
@mabuse313 Yeah, it’s from Sallie Returns. Jemaine moves out to his “compartment” when he’s pressured into it by Sallie. So, Bret asks him why and rambles on random reasons for almost the entire day.
@Vannereveilar Greg? Did’ja hear that!
@singlouder08
Yeah its the 4th episode.
1 season
(1) Sallie
(2) Bret Gives Up the Dream
(3) Mugged (classic)
(4) Yoko
(5) Sallie Returns
(6) Bowie
(7) Drive By (Another Classic)
(8) Girl Friends
(9) What Goes on Tour (classic)
(10) New Fans
(11) The Actor
(12) The Third Conchord
That’s from memory so I’m not sure if it’s completely correct.
“No. I don’t think you should do it. You’re too easily offended. ”
“I can’t believe you just said that to me!”
HAHA
Talking stove ftw!
Or is it a really big biscuit?
Stop comparing everything to top gun.
A Central park, in newark.
Go fuck ya self brett. Some of the Funniest quotes haha.
I think i heard you in the bathroom afterwards being.. a little bit bulimic LMAO
Oh Flup! SANDWHICH hit my face! Wear the eye patch Bret, wear the funky funky eye patch Bret. Bye Bret. Bye-bye David Bowie!
Oh It’s my favorite box!
Excuse me but i don’t think Monogomay is legal is this country, i don’t know where you’re from
“Chicks are attracted to lonely guys – it’s a psychological analogy!” Hahahahaha =]
And I’m totally going to start saying “flup” now.
OMG I loved this. Thanks for putting this up!
FOTC (and Demetri Martin) FTW!
@BigOleBails LOVE Demetri Martin!
Talking stove gets me every time.
WOAH! whos eating…. Greg did you hear that? LOL
“Turns out she’s very aggresive.” “Did she hit you?” LOL
“Murry you wouldn’t swear at us.” “Go f**k yourself Bret!”
Dub Video Dub….. :) Good selection mate.
@razvaNazdravan makes complete sense. They have to write 3 songs ish each episode. Its not that simple
It’s not fair! Lots of crappy shows go on for 100 seasons , but the funniest just gets to air 2 seasons :(
I love how proud Murray looks when he says
“Jermaine. You look like an orge that works in a library”.